We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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