I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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