Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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