My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Sorry about my life...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Randomize
