Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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