this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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