Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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