I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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