I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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