i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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