question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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