Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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