Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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