i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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