Nicole vs. Life
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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