ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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