My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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