Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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