Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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