There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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