Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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