rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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