she was so not down for the gang bang
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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