If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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