i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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