you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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