from now on my penis is your penis
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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