I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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