What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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