dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
my shit smells like andre
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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