What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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