dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
