The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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