My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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