Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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