Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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