I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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