So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
