haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The adults are the big ones right?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
