I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i think i have herpe
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story