And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
it was like eating out sand paper
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.