need another drink. this is the easiest way
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are