Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
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you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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