waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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