I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he puts the penis in happiness.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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