you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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