If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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