Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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