My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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