After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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