Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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