I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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