Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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