So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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