He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
