Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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