Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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