Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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