How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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